Dear OC fans,
I regret to inform you that I, your beloved Orange Couch, will be on hiatus from the Bailey Gardiner Facebook page until further notice from my people…
It’s not easy being a celebrity among the World Wide Web. I can barely find enough time to hang with my new girl, and I’ve really started to let myself go – holiday food went straight to my armchairs. It was a tough decision but, I’ve grown far too popular, and I have a long list of resolutions to attend to in the New Year.
Before I go, I’d like to give a shout out to some of my loyal fans. Ken Jacobs, you always had my back, Megan Capizzi – you’re sweet, and I hope to meet you soon! Lastly, Callan Green, you were a little sassy at times, but I like it. You keep it real. To the rest of my fan club, I hope you’ll swing by and visit (of course by appointment only, I’m very busy after all).
I’m going to miss you all dearly, but it’s time I move on to bigger and better things. I wish everyone the best and a happy New Year.
It’s been real,
The Orange Couch